Haven't blogged in a while, Master has been too busy holed up in the bathroom where she keeps her secret candy stash, and now that it's no longer a secret she has re- located it to the Office. She's abusing Candy like Lindsay Lohan abuses drugs and booze. Anyways, back on topic. Instead of weekly Doody I'm just going to blog when ever the hell I want to. I may blog about Doody (stupid news stories, celebrities etc) or Treasure (Something that's NOT crap, like gaming, upcoming awesome movies, the fact that my master has a serious candy addiction...).
So now that I am back on track here is the DOODY!
I don't know why this is "Cute".
If you have not seen the video where the 5 year old girl goes on and on about how she needs a job first before marriage, click the link above. This video is not cute, it's bratty. And a whole wack of women are applauding this kid's wisdom. I'm sorry, if you have to take advice from a 5 year old then you clearly hit every branch on your fall from the stupid tree. This kid is CLEARLY wrong anyways. She says she will not marry until SHE has a job. What she needs to be saying is she won't get married unless HE has a job. What she's indicating is that women need to have jobs so that men can sit on their asses all day playing Video games and drinking beer. Obviously this 5 year old is not wise. She should also stop worrying about setting her priorities straight and go watch Dora the Explorer or something. You know, because that's what the average 5 year old does.
Hairs the problem
About damn time, I was sick of the lamp shade hair cut. Bieber lost 80 000 twitter followers after he cut his bowl doo off for charity. This means 80 000 stupid brats don't give a rats ass about charity, shame on you brats. His hair is going to make a fortune for charity because cloning labs everywhere will want their hands on his DNA so that there can be enough Justin Bieber's for all the 6 million Beliebers who's only dream in life is to marry him. This is also when the Zombie appocalypse will occur and the rest of us non Beliebers will FINALLY get our chance to have target practice on Bieber zombies. Anyways the kid cut his hair, girls cried, they will probably re follow him after their stupid protest and we can all go back to listening to whiny obsessed Bieber Fanatics. Hair or no hair...he still looks and sounds like a chipmunk.
Gadhafi
Attention dumb ass leader of Libya. YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT. That is all...
And this concludes the Doody...for now.
You called Gaddafi an idiot? Talk about kicking a man when he's down.
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