Anadralius the Red Dragon

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

10 signs you play too much Dungeons and Dragons

1. You roll for inititaive in real life.

2. When you can't find something you insist you failed a Spot or search check.

3.When you hear the word "Cleavage" women's breasts do not come into mind first.

4.You give your daily items a magic value ie:" I'm wearing my +2 Business suit and drinking my +5 coffee of wakefullness."

5.You have dice littering your house, car, workplace, parent's house, friends house, etc.

6. You carry your dice and miniatures around with you just incase you get an opportunity to show and tell.

7.When you sneak up on a pal, significant other, familyt member, coworker or complete stranger you yell "SNEAK ATTACK!" Before you hug, hit, smack, poke or whatever from behind.

8.Your homes decor consists of dragons, swords, more dragons, D&D minis, demotivational D&D posters, more dragons and anything and everything magical-like.

9.You declare when you pass or fail a Fortitude, Reflex or Will save.

10. You own a  miniature of a Collosal Red Dragon, Carry it around everywhere and have a Twitter page and Blog for it.

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