It's all yo Fault P.Diddy!!!
A woman is suing Rapper P.Diddy for 1 trillion dollars because she claims he is responsible for the September 11 Terrorist attacks. The woman also claims that Diddy stole a poker chip worth 100 Zillions of Dollars that she had won at a casino. She's aslo claiming Diddy is the father of her 23 year old son. There's one thing wrong with this whole story...the fact this woman was allowed to procreate. People probably try to sue others over trillions or zillions of dollars all the time but the fact that some of these people have children is disturbing. I have said it before and I will say it again, stupid people need to pass a test before they are allowed to multiply. Oh and P. Diddy, Thankyou for being responsible for the September 11 attacks.
Next time...actually blow a real jet up.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/chinese-tv-tries-pass-top-gun-footage-off-20110129-122945-920.html
Just when the U.S.A feared China was catching up a bunch of Top Gun geeks point out that the footage in the Chineese demo video of their new J20 fighter jets were not blowing up an actual jet. Click the link above to see for yourself the footage. While the Chineese may have changed a few angles they obviously stole explosion footage from the Movie Top Gun. This either proves that their new jets can't effectively blow stuff up or the Chineese are too cheap to make a real demo. I'm sure they had their own people in awe, as for the rest of us, we're all laughing.Last Place WINNER!
Congrats, you have been picked last for the NHL Allstar game and you win A BRAND NEW CAR! I wish I could win a new car every time I came in last for stuff. But last night Toronto Maple Leafs team mate Phil Kessel was chosen last to be in the NHL Allstar game, he won $20 000 and a brand new Honda CR-Z. At first I laughed because I can't stand the Maple Leafs and it was funny that Kessel was chosen last but now I'm going bash all you tards out there who are still laughing. The guy survived cancer at the age of 19, and he plans to donate the money he won to charity. He's very happy to donate his last place money to charity. So that right there makes the guy a winner. Phil Kessel, even though you are not my favorite hockey player and you play for the worst team in the NHL...you are a winner. So all you clowns still laughing at him for being last you ought to be ashamed of yourselves you low life losers! People who love donating to charities whether it be time or money are big Winners in this world.
Thats it for this weeks doody...I'm off to go hit my head with a sledge hammer to feel better...
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